We’ve had several fall weddings and are also celebrating our own anniversary, so I’ve been thinking a lot about marriage. It’s a monumental moment, two people walking down the aisle to say their vows. There’s plenty of jokes about marriage:
- “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner
- “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” —Will Ferrell
- “Love is blind; marriage is the eye-opener.” —Pauline Thomason
- “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” —Carroll Bryant
- “Love is a lot like a backache; it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” —George Burns

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But there’s lots to take solace too:
- “My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.” —Winston Churchill
- “A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.” —André Maurois
- “We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness–and call it love–true love.” —Robert Fulghum
- “Marriage is a risk; I think it’s a great and glorious risk, as long as you embark on the adventure in the same spirit.” —Cate Blanchett
- “A simple ‘I love you’ means more than money.” —Frank Sinatra
- “Love is a friendship set to music.” —Joseph Campbell

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That’s it, that’s the post. Just a few jokes and then a few inspirational quotes — no matter where you stand in your life.
Hope you have a great day!
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I love the different perspectives you shared about marriage. The Will Ferrell one made me laugh. It’s always good to see your future spouse at their worst, because those moments will happen. Marriage is an adventure for sure and one that is, as Cate Blanchett said, a glorious risk.
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It’s a crazy thing, but if we’re lucky, it just works. Thanks Ab.
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How true is this one? “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” —Carroll Bryant
and I don’t take this one negatively or as a joke. A good marriage is worked on by both parties always.
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Yup, exactly Dale. Some of us need more work than others too. And that one, I’m speaking completely from experience. Ha, ha.
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Yes, some have deeper potholes to fix 😉
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Ha, ha, do you have a spy drone over my house!!! I always tell my wife that I’ll get there . . . eventually. Or where’s the joy in having perfection. Ha, ha, yea, she rolls her eyes. Ha, ha.
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I was married for 20 years, I know of what you speak 🙂
Now? I’m stuck doing it all. Blech!
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I was really enjoying reading through this post. But the last line kind of threw me off that enjoyment. Coming at the end of an article all about marriage, it felt to me like you were saying that you wish all of us hope to find love, joy and happiness with a partner/A marriage. I am not married, although I have been, and I have a lot of love, joy and happiness in my life.
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Oh my goodness, let me look at that again …. This is what I hate sometimes about writing and not being able to communicate what I’m really trying to say. I was trying to say love and happiness no matter where you stand. My apologies if it doesn’t say that.
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Hopefully it reads better. I was actually trying not to exclude anyone. Ugh. I trimmed it to just say no matter where you stand.
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These are all fantastic! Thank you for sharing Brian. I think the first is my favorite: I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” 😂
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Oh yes, you gotta laugh! Ha, ha.
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Marriage and I never got along at all. Three divorces later, I am done.
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I’m sorry to hear that John. Definitely marriage’s loss. Hope you have a great week.
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Thanks so much, Brian, it’s been a few years now and time has a way of helping me to move on. The single life has been good.
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I love the “love” quotes. The quips are pretty funny, as well. My parents had what they called the marriage test. Before my brother got married and before I got married, we had to spend a long weekend at our cabin with our future spouse. No running water, but a pump outside. A fireplace for heat. An outhouse behind the cabin. But a beautiful river and mountain views. No electricity or internet of course. My brother and his wife have been married for more than 40 years and we’re on 37.
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Sounds like your parents were very wise! Ha ha, one weekend like that will teach you a thing or two! Ha ha
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The sad thing was our parents divorced around the time we got married.
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Oh no! A reminder that it’s tough work at any stage.
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Not sleeping with staff at work is always a thing to keep in mind for a happy marriage. Just saying.
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Yea, I think that one counts as a biggie!
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Yep! Hint: it wasn’t my mom.
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Something kind of told me that … but I didn’t want to assume. It’s work and then a lot of luck! And drive to keep at it day in and day out.
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It’s work but being in love through it all!
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Loved reading these. Wishing everyone who is happily married many more wonderful years together.
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Exactly. Thanks Laura!
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Oh, George Burns…yes, yes…but Fulgum’s wisdom about compatible weirdness? Yep. That’s the secret! Happy Anniversary! 🥰
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Oh yes, compatible weirdness. Who else would take me in? I remind my wife of that every so often. Ha ha.
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For Paul and I…equally weird! Cheers to being goofballs together! 🥰
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🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😎
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love these Brian!
Our fav is “it feels like 100 but it’s only been 50.. who else would put up with either one of you. 🤪
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Ha ha, a good one Cindy! 😎😎
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I’m 13 years in…and I’ve been having a rough thoughtful patch lately…the fun of this kind of lightens my spirits…
Marriage is beautiful…it just requires commitment and lots of love
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Yes, it’s hard. We don’t talk enough about the hard elements. It takes a lot of work. Sometimes life seems to throw in a few punches too. Anyway, hang in there!!! Sending positive thoughts your way.
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Thank you so much Brian… I need all the positive thoughts I can get right now.
I think people avoid talking about the hard elements for fear of attracting more negative vibes.
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Yes, it sounds so patronizing too. So it doesn’t get said. Best to avoid talking about it. I know for us it’s been a lot of work, a lot of patience, some luck, and remembering that it all starts over each day again.
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…it all starts over each day again…
I love that
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My husband and I met very young, we sort of grew up together, and honestly I can’t imagine my life without him. Marriage is hard, we all get frustrated with each other or angry at times. When that happens, after the initial rush of emotion, I try and refocus on the good things about my husband, the things that attracted me to him in the first place, and consider how grateful I am to walk through this life with someone so dependable, loving and loyal. My experience of marriage has been to focus on the positives, learn to compromise, forgive, and move on. Hugs, C
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“My experience of marriage has been to focus on the positives, learn to compromise, forgive, and move on.” Lots of wisdom in your comment! I agree completely. It’s a partnership. Thanks so much for sharing.
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💖 I simply love this quote Brian:
“Love is a lot like a backache; it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” —George Burns 😂😝🤣 Love is taking a chance, but what isn’t a risk these days! Sweet my friend. 😎🙏🏽😍
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Yup, so true!!!!🙂🙂🙂
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I was lucky I like my husband as much as I love him. But marriage is not just a bed of roses, there are hard times we have to master, some more, others less. It’s a journey that asks for a daily commitment.
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Yes, a daily commitment!!!🙂🙂🙂
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Lovely quotes
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Oh, I love this. Such great wisdom about love! Wuhoo!! ❤ ❤ ❤
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It’s wonderful to see such a mix of humor and heartwarming quotes about marriage. Marriage truly is a unique journey filled with both laughter and deep connections. Thanks for sharing these quotes and sentiments! I hope you have a great day too!
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Yup, unique for everyone. 🙂 🙂 🙂
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