A case of the sillies

Some days are for solving world peace. Some days are for the real tough questions that need solving to help us live in a free and just society. We need days like that to make a real difference in this world. We use these days to help those less off, to fight the wrongs in this world, to make it a better place.

And then some days are for ice cream and silly puns and jokes that make us laugh. Some days are for the sillies. For me, this is one of those days. (Compliments to the web for these jokes.)

Image by Pixabay.

Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!

Q: How do you make a milkshake
A: Give a cow a pogo stick!

Q: Which days are the strongest?
A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Q: What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
A: 1forrest1.

Q: What’s blue and not very heavy?
A: Light blue

Q: Why did the drum go to bed?
A: It was beat.

Image by Pexels.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh.

Q: How does a penguin build a house?
A: Igloos it together.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who got caught stealing calendars?
A: He got 12 months.

Q: How can you tell a joke is a dad joke?
A: It is fully groan.