One of the sexiest men alive!

Philadelphia Eagles center Jason Kelce was named a finalist last week for People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2023. Other finalists included Timothée Chalamet, Jamie Foxx and Usher. The magazine named “Grey’s Anatomy” star Patrick Dempsey as the winner of the award.

When he was asked about the award, Kelce joked, “My wife tells me all the time, I’m the sexiest man in the world, so I’ve been wondering what’s been taking so long for this nomination to happen.”

I’ve been thinking of a few other responses he should have given:

—”Patrick Dempsey, Chris Evans, John Legend, George Clooney, puh-leeze! I’ll show you what sexy looks like.”

—”Hey Travis, you might be dating Taylor Swift, but People’s got an average monthly reach of 82.07 million people and they all want me. Eat your heart out little brother.”

—”Hey Taylor, I’m the better looking brother. Plus, Momma Kelce loves me more.”

—”It’s kind of funny, defenses have been calling me that for years. People Magazine needs to get in line.”

—”Kylie (his wife) beat up the last three women who said that about me. I wonder what she’s going to do to the editors of People Magazine.”

—”What do Benjamin Franklin, Will Smith, Kobe Bryant, Kevin Bacon and I have in common? Famous Philadelphians who got it.”

–“Now Wyatt (his 4-year-old daughter) can tell everyone I won over Uncle Travie.” In the Kelce documentary on Amazon Prime, Wyatt explained to him shortly after the Eagles’ Super Bowl loss that he didn’t win, his brother “winned.”

—”This is good luck for the Eagles, we’re definitely winning the Super Bowl now.”

Oh, the struggles of a super sexy man.

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24 thoughts on “One of the sexiest men alive!”

    1. If I were a stand up comedian, here’s what would happen. They would announce my name, I would get to the front of the stage and forget everything I was going to say. Whoosh, everything gone. It would be funny, but not for the reasons I had planned. Ha, ha. Thank you though Kym, makes me feel good!

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      1. You are so very welcome Brian. You could always say, that’s all folks. Thanks for coming out to the show, and have that long hook grab you by your waist and pull you back stage! LOL You are too darn funny! 🤣🎭😝🎤😂

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      2. That’s exactly how it would be. I could probably live with that . . . but I could see some people wanting a little more for their $$$ and maybe throwing things onto the stage. Uh-oh! I’m hit, I’m hit. Ha, ha. Sadly, you have to settle for corny blog posts like this one. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

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  9. I’ve always had different tastes from the masses so I see none of these men as sexy.
    It’s James Spader for me; even with his bald head, he still has that twinkle in his eye.
    (And of course my husband who has a gorgeous head of hair!)

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    1. Ha, ha, yes, I’m not sure I would call them handsome either, but I’m definitely jealous. Ha, ha. When I joke about losing my hair, my wife likes to remind that she loves me just as I am and mentions balding actors like Spader and a few others. I always remind her that Spader was cool with hair, no surprise he’d be great without. Ha, ha.

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      1. Brian, you are definitely better looking than those guys in your post. They just look too rugged for me. I always went for the pretty boys (as long as they had a bigger nose, not a small nose like Rob Lowe), or husky guys with a cute face, like a Teddy Bear.
        Glad to hear your wife loves James Spader too. Tell her she has great taste.

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