My Tower of Babel is starting to topple over. Oh, I’m not talking about the original Tower of Babel, the old parable in the Bible. I’m talking instead about the tower of books that have been collecting on my desk.
In the parable, the Babylonians wanted to make a name for themselves by building a mighty city and a tower that equaled the might and power of God and reached the top of heaven. In the tale, of course, God disrupted the work by making the workers speak in different languages, so that they could no longer understand one another. The city was never completed, and the people were dispersed across the land.
In my world, the tower of books that I’ve been collecting with plans to one day read keeps getting taller and taller. I don’t have a language problem like the Babylonians, but I’m encountering a problem just as challenging: There’s simply not enough time in the day to read all the books.
The tower that keeps growing
My tower of books includes books of every shape and size and every genre and author. There’s fiction mixed together with nonfiction and self-help. There’s age-old hard cover classics right next to recently self-published paperbacks.
Here’s what I mean: I’ve got Agatha Christie’s classic thriller And Then There Were None sitting on top of Tim O’Brien’s classic The Things They Carried, part memoir, part fiction about a platoon of American soldiers fighting in the Vietnam War.
Oh I’m in need of lots of help. I have Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice, a book I promised myself years ago that I would read when my wife and daughter were going back and forth talking about its virtues, and John L. Parker’s novel on running, Once a Runner, that I’ve read often over the years and can’t wait to read again. I’ve got Brene Brown’s The Gifts of Imperfection: Let Go of Who You Think You’re Supposed to Be and Embrace Who You Are holding up another self-help tomb, Natalie Goldberg’s Writing Down the Bones: Freeing the Writer Within.
That’s not all. I have books by fellow bloggers Cindy Georgakis Re-Create & Celebrate: 7 Steps To Turn Your Dreams Into Reality and Cheryl Oreglia’s Grow Damn-It: The Feeding And Nurturing Of Life near the top of the tower. (For the record, I absolutely love what I’ve read so far of Cindy’s and Cheryl’s books and, when I finish them soon, I can’t wait to share my thoughts.)
Where I got the itch
I mention my leaning tower because I write today on The Heart of the Matter in my post, An Open Book, on how my love of books started thanks in large part to the Scholastic Book Club Orders that we used to get in elementary school. Each month, my teacher would hand out a Scholastic order form and we would have the opportunity to order paperback books for a few dollars. Thanks to frequent trips to the library and my regular Scholastic purchases, I had a book on me all the time.
Anyway, my list of books has gotten out of hand. I try to catch up but I don’t seem to be putting much of a dent into the tower. It got so bad this week that a good chunk of the tower fell over. There was no inferno or babbling group of tower workers so-to-speak, but I walked into my bedroom to find the books scattered across my desk and floor. My problem is that I know how much I’ve been helped by reading and I hate to miss a word, which is good, but my reading is now insanely slow.
Oh, the hell with it, maybe it’s time for a second tower!
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Ah…book towers. Yep…I can relate. Good luck with yours, Brian. Mine teeter a lot because they grow too tall. Maybe I need fewer towers and more row houses? 😜
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Ohhh, I have to steal that idea. More row houses, fewer towers. I have one that I swear everyday looks more and more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Yikes.
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Smiling and smirking over here…thanks for the Wednesday giggles! 🤣
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I vote for a second tower. You can never have too many books!
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Oh, thank you! I was starting to panic, thinking I had to give up on some of my books. Ha, ha.
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I feel your pain Brian! Truly, I understand and can certainly relate. What happens when you run out of shelves to put all of those lovely books sitting on your desk? That’s what has happened to me. I just use the ones I’ve read as decorative accents throughout my home, BUT there’s this massive overflow that I am stalemated at. Oh what’s a girl to do? Read ’em…eventually! 🤣📚😜📚😂
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You’ll get to all of them …. Eventually!!! Ha ha, that’s what I tell myself. I’m glad hearing that I’m not alone. Here’s to the book lovers!!!! 😎😎😎😎
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Nope my Resident Comedian, you are not alone! There are more Towers than Babel out here! 😜🤣😝 To the book lovers! 🥂🥂🥂
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Your Resident Comedian. I don’t think I’m very funny, but the chance to be your regular resident comedian and keep things light, I’ll sign up today for that job. Ha, ha. Thanks Kym. 😜🤣😝
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🎭🥳🎭🥳🎭 Honey, next to your writing, comedy can be your side hustle Brian! 💲💲💲
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Tangentially to this post…I just finished my Friday post which is about clearing desk clutter…
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I’ll be reading. My desk is getting out of control and it’s bugging me to death!
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Oh my goodness, ditto what you say! We were just talking about this last night. Ordering those books each month was so exciting and is how I got excited about reading too! I still have a few of them. I have mini towers all around…
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Yes, I loved ordering them each month. Kept me reading!!!!
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I feel your pain, Brian. I have, however, given myself the challenge of NOT buying more books this year. I’ve failed thrice so far (but, to keep it sneaky, they are kindle versions so they don’t pile up the same way, do they?)
So many books, so little time!
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Yes, part of my problem is that I’ve been borrowing a lot of books from the library so that cuts into my time to read the books on my list. Ha ha
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Kudos to you for borrowing form the liberry! 😉
I never go to mine (most of the books are in French; not that there is anything wrong with that, but I read one French book every 4-5 books…)
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Now you’re just showing off Dale. English and French. Me? Of course, I’m a silly American. Just English for me. Ha, ha. I do have a Spanish version of Harry Potter on my bookcase, but that was my daughter’s doing. Yes, I’m a mess!
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Nah. There are many Quebecers who couldn’t dream of reading in English. My mother (French) made sure we were all perfectly bilingual. She succeeded!
We don’t expect Americans to speak two languages, unless they are immigrants! 🤣
Of course, I tease…
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No, it’s a legitimate tease. I know a little Spanish, enough to get myself into trouble, but that’s about it. And some would probably say, my English is a bit lacking too. Yikes. I have a couple of good friends who speak four or five languages. Of course, both were not born in the U.S. It’s all the TV we watch as kids, it beats any kind of bilingual ability out of us. Ha. ha. We are a stubborn lot aren’t we? Lol. The thing is that I wish I could speak another language now, but I’m patient enough now to learn.
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Hahaha! Gotcha!
Too funny. I can say a few words here and there in about 5-6 languages. But not enough to hold a conversation!
Yes, you are a stubborn lot. I’ve been working on my Italiano. I want to go back to Italy but be able to have a conversation!
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your dilemma is some thing that I completely understand. It is why I bought myself a Kindle and then wouldn’t allow myself to start using it until I had read all of the books that I had which were tangible. I didn’t think I would like e-books. I was wrong. Now I have this little electronic reader that I can take anywhere and it currently holds 600+ books. No worry about A precarious tower of books and never have to occasionally dust them off.
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😎😎😎
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I too have a tower of books, but they are ones I’ve read. I’m taking them to Kiwanis thrift store later today. They aren’t books I loved, but light reading that I zipped through. I usually hold onto my books, but if I don’t care enough about them, I donate them.
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Yes, I tend to hold onto my books too. Looking for good 😌 places to donate some of the books that I’ve read.
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My son and DIL have seven bookcases! They moved in March and I suggested they get rid of some of their books…but I think they moved them all.
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Good luck tackling that tower, Brian! Reading lists just never seem surmountable and you have some great books on that list. The one Christie book I’ve read was And Then There Were None (aka Ten Little Indians). Fantastic book and you’ll enjoy it when you get to it! 😊😆
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I vaguely remember reading it decades ago …. But who knows, maybe I’m confusing it. Looks interesting!
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This gave me a good chuckle! I’m guilty of collecting too many books. Now that I have an e-reader, though, it’s my little secret! 😆 Good luck tackling your tower!
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Oh, I have an e-reader and I still collect too many books Erin. I’m a mess.
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I hear you Brian, I have a leaning tower too, and it just keeps growing. Where does all my time go? Usually writing and reading blogs! That’s where! Thank you for mentioning Grow Damn It! I look forward to your thoughts. I owe so many people reviews of their books, which I have adored but haven’t written the reviews yet! I’m hopeless! I’m glad it’s almost summer, longer days, and more time to read. Hugs, C
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Love your book Cheryl. Yes, yes, I’m ready for summer. Can’t come fast enough. (Especially since we’re on our fourth day of heavy rain. Ugh.)
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Yes, go for the second tower!
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😎😎😎📚📚📚
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Brian I’m so glad I’m not alone!!! I hate that I have so many books just sitting there looking at me. One day……yeah one day!
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We’ll get there Belladonna, we’ll get there. At least I hope so! Or I’ll be building more towers.😎😎😎
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LOLOLOL! Me to Brian
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Go for the 2nd tower! There are too many books and too little time, so do your best! 🙂
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📚📚📚📚😎😎😎😎
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The twin towers! I love the titles in yours – some I’ve read and some I haven’t. I’m adding a virtual tower of Brian titles to my stacks! 🙂 ❤
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I probably could have gone another five paragraphs listing books. Yes, I have a problem. Yikes📚📚🗼🗼🤣🤣🤣
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Start a new tower beside the old one. It works! 🙂
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Oh that’s definitely what I need to do. Of course, with the weekend coming, I always start off optimistic — I’m going to put a dent on that tower, but sometimes that’s just a dream! Ha ha
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Good for you, Brian. I have a long coffee table with a low shelf underneath. There lives my multiple towers!
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Smart hiding place! I need to start thinking creatively. Ha ha
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Yes, it is!
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It sounds like a common problem. I too, have towers … boxes full of books under the spare bed. And that’s not counting the e-books. I think its worse as I also.have piles of textbooks for work. My current dilemma is how many books can I review in looking for a new core text for a class I’ve taken over
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Ohh textbooks, that’s got to be tough Brenda. So many things to read and stay up on and so little time.
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I think the fact I get excited with inspection copies says a lot 😆
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This reminds me of my to-watch-list. I have so many things on it, and add more so frequently, it has become apparent some just won’t EVER get watched. I am not a massive novel-reader. When I get my hands on one, I pretty much consume it upon arrival. Of course, for every novel I read that’s another movie or series that isn’t getting watched. Happy tower-building, Brian!📚
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My to-watch list definitely impacts my to-read list. I don’t like to admit it, but they definitely touch each other. Ha ha
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Brian, my tower is the same! It hasn’t toppled over yet, but I’m waiting for the thud any day now. Knowing this dilemma of yours now, I’m honored that you read and reviewed my book and enjoyed it, so thank you again!!
I have about a dozen books waiting to be read, but with personal stuff and health issues, I either haven’t had time or I haven’t felt like reading. So unlike how I thought this year would begin. Oh well. Right now, I am reading Barbara Streisand’s new memoir because she is my favorite, but the book is hardback and almost 1,000 pages. So, you can imagine how uncomfortable it is to hold while reading. 🙂 I don’t know why she or her people didn’t think of this. Anyway, happy reading! 😃📚📚
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It’s funny, I’ve noticed that I shy away from longer tombs. I noticed that when the kids were little and I was reading the later Harry Potter books with them. I’m not sure why lots of pages bothered me, it’s more of the stuff I love, but it seemed imposing. I suspect that imposing fear comes from reading too much on my phone. Ugh. Let me know if you like steisand’s book. She’s definitely lived an interesting life.
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😅 Hilarious introductory paragraph and very creative
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Thank you!
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We all have our towers, whether they are books to read or those we want to keep or are in decision; whether they are stacks of notebooks and journals that soon will be written in, it is all part parcel process. Hope is we all exist in places where we can exist with them.
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Yes, we all have our towers, ha ha!!
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I can relate to the tall book tower. However, mine is on Kindle as well as physical. I too have gone very slow on reading which is kind of hateful. And life always wriggles in between so that there’s no time left.
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Yes, I have a few books on kindle too. Yikes.
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Great post, Brian! I can totally relate to the struggle of having a towering stack of books waiting to be read.
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Thanks for stopping by. 🙂
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My list of books to read only seems to be growing taller too. I always think I’ll have more free time than I actually do. Unfortunately reading (and writing) usually gets put on the back burner.
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I have the same problem. I think I’m going to have more time on the weekend or on vacations to catch up on my reading and I never seem to put a dent in it. Oh, well, there could be worse habits to have. Ha, ha.
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As a fellow childhood victim to the Scholastic Book Club cult, you have hit the nail on the head. That was where it all went downhill… or uphill in the case of your tower.
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Thanks Paul, victim is a good way of phrasing it! Ha ha
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I used to be a book towerer. But now, I have become a book-minimalist. Less hoarding, more reading!!
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Smart move.
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The Tim O’Brien novel is good. His second novel about building a fall out shelter is also quite good.
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I need to read that. I’ve heard it’s great too!
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